But maam, you qualify for a loan! Don't you want to be in debt up to your eyeballs?!

Me: Hi, I'd like to check the balance of my account.

Citibank Guy: $0

Me: YAY!! Then I'd like to close my account.

Citibank Guy: But you are qualified for a loan up to $3000! You can use that money for anything: travel, home improvements, shopping... would you like to hold while I transfer you to the loan department?

Me: No thanks, I don't want $3000. I'd like to close my account.

Citibank Guy (snarkily): Fine.

Yayayayay! Screw you, Citibank! And you didn't get any interest out of me either! HAH!

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posted by Maresa @ 3:55 PM